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Your Girlfriend Stole My Bike!	I Love My Wiener	Yes, My Shit Does Stink	Yes, I Have Plenty Of Change You Homeless Piece Of Shit.

You Motorboating Son of a Bitch	Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is Silver.	W.I.F.E. (Washing, Ironing, F@#king, Etc.)	Muslims - They're the Bomb

Your Butt Stinks	F@#king-A	Finger Techniques	Mass Hole

Your Garden Club Called. Their Ho Is Missing.	Orgasm Donor	I'm Ashamed Of What I Did For a Klondike Bar	The Shocker

STFU	Are You Looking At My Cock?	Too Many Freaks (Not Enough Circuses)	WTF?

I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look.	Even Your Poker Face Is Ugly	I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One	A Little Birdie Told Me You're A Dumbass

Attention! Choking Hazard	I Don't Know You, But I'm Pretty Sure I Don't LIke You.	Why Are You Still Here? The Stupid People Left Hours Ago.	Hit It And Quit It

I Had Your Cake And Ate It Too	No One Cares About Your Blog!	Some Idiot Bought Me This Stupid Shirt For Christmas	What Happens At The Trailer Park... Stays At The Trailer Park!

If I Gave A Shit, You'd Be The First Person I'd Give It To.	I'm Just Like You... Only Smarter and Better Looking	There's No "I" In Team And There Ain't No "I" In "Go F Yourself" Either	I Can Only Please One Person A Day. Today Isn't Your Day

Your Trailer Park Called...Their Trash Is Missing	Your Village Called Their Idiot Is Missing	Let's Flip A Coin Heads I get Tail Tails I Get Head.	I'm Not Fluent In Idiot So Please Speak Slowly & Clearly

Despite The Look on My Face You're Still Talking?	That's Mr. Asshole To You	If I Wanted to Hear From An Asshole I'd Fart	Tell Me Again How Lucky I Am To Work Here (I Keep Forgetting)

Your Results Came Back... It's Not A Tumor.	To Err Is Human To Blame Someone Else Shows Mgmt Potential	Everyone Is Born Right Handed, Only The Gifted Overcome It	I'm Not Santa (But Your Can Still Sit on My Lap)

Are You Going To Eat That? (Up to 5XL)	Let Me Drop Everything & Work On Your Problem!	Mess With Me You Mess With The Whole Trailer Park	Don't Rush Me I Get Paid By The Hour

I'm Not An Alcoholic I'm A Drunk - Alcoholics Go To Meetings	Last Night I Googled your Mom	Don't Take Life So Seriously. It Isn't Permanent.	4 Out Of 3 People Have Trouble With Fractions

Remember, You're Unique Like Everybody Else	My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Mental Problems	This Is My Costume. Now Give Me The Damn Candy	Alright, Already... I'm Sorry Unfuck You

I'm Right 98% Of The Time. Who Gives A Crap About The Other 3%	My Parents Said...I Could Be Anything I Wanted, So I Became Bn Asshole	I Never Make Mistakes, I Thought I Did Once, But I Was Mistaken	Here I Am Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes

Who Are You and Why Are You Reading My Shirt	Where The Hell Is Easy Street	I Can See Your Point But I Still Think You're Full Of Shit.	I Would Do Me.

WTFWJD?	Whatever...	I Drive Much Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol!


Enter / Do Not Enter	Postal (USPS Logo Parody)	Trampled On (Foot Prints)	F Bomb

San Francisco Zoo / Tony The Tiger	I Ride The Short Bus	Dora the Whora	I Beat Anorexia

Rehab Is For Quitters	Support Your Local Pole Workers	The Only Mark I've Made in Life, Is In My Underwear	Man Whore

Dreams Do Come True	Fu-K You in Sign Language	Can't Beat The Parking	Cracker

Will Turn Tricks For Treats	Charles Manson "Being Crazy Meant Something"	Rock Out With Your Cock Out	Dyslexics Untie!

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands	It's All Fun & Games 'Til The Itching & Burning Starts	Spelling Bee Runnor Up	Crazy Enough For A Post Office Job

Fish Naked Show Off Your Pole	It's 10 P.M. Do You Know Where Your Girlfriend Is?	Doesn't Play Well With Others	State Prison

My Butt Itches	I'm Retired Go Around Me	Work Harder Millions on Welfare Depend on it!	I Love Country Music (Hillary Clinton Rebus Puzzle T-Shirt)

No More Bushit!	Restraining Orders Are Just Another Way Of Saying I Love You	Department of Redundancy	Some Days Its Not Even Worth Chewing Through The Restraints

Medicated	If A Man Speaks In The Forest, But There Is No Woman To Hear Him. Is He Still Wrong?	Priests Rub Me The Wrong Way!	Work For God The Retirement Benefits Are Great

Jesus Loves You Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole	Jesus Loves You But I'm His Favorite	T-Shirt For Dummies	Fat People Are Hard To Kidnap

Have A Nice Day	Can't Feed 'Em? Don't Breed 'Em	For English: Press 1, Para Espanol: Move To Mexico and Press 2	Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes

Caution! This Person Makes Wide Right Turns	Trash	Caution: Wide Load	I'm Hung Like A Black Man

Did She Spitzer Swallow? (NY Governor Parody)	Life's a bitch. So don't vote for one. Hillary Clinton.	No to Osama, Obama, and Chelsea's Momma!


Bukkake University	Irish Tuxedo T-Shirt	I'm Not An Alcoholic I'm A Drunk - Alcoholics Go To Meetings	Bill W. Is My Drinking Buddy

Irish Girls are Hot!!	Irish for a Day - Hung Over for a Night!	When Irish Eyes are Smiling... It Means Free Beer!	You Must Be Irish, Because My Dick is Dublin!

DIKFORE	Crippled (Bong)	Please Recycle	Weekend Forecast... Mostly Drunk with a Chance of Horny

I'm a Drinker Not a Fighter	Beer Me	Irish Yoga	My Indian Name Is Runs With Beer

End Global Warming (Snowman)	Save the Drama For Your Momma!	Go Green	Grass, Ass, and Oil - Priceless

I Found Jimmy Hoffa (Facebook)	My Indian Name Is Hung Like Horse	I Like It Raw (Steak)	I Like It Raw (Sushi)

I'm Smiling Because I Have No Idea What's Going On	Half Man Half Horse	Marriage (Hangman)	Sharting Is the Best Of Both Worlds

If It Weren't For Beer Runs I'd Get No Exercise At All	Help Conserve Water - Drink Beer Instead!	I Scored High on my Drug Test	Money Can't Buy Hapiness (But It Can Buy a Six Pack)

Beer - It's Cheaper Than Gas	Faux Pimp T-Shirt	Beer Pong Logo	Grass, Ass, and Oil - Priceless

Varsity Flip Cup	You Look Like I Need Another Drink	Bong Sport Logo Parody	Drunken State University

If You Don't Buy Me A Beer Then The Terrorists Win	Couch Potato Sport Logo Parody	Buy This Man A Beer	Official Irish Drinking Team

It's 5 O'clock Somewhere!	If You Can Read This Put Me Back On My Barstool	Drink Pee Repeat	Varsity Farting

Community College Easier Than Regular College!	Vandelay Industries (Seinfeld Shirt)	Got Tickets to the Gun Show	Varsity Drinking

All County Cow Tipping	Get Your Greek On	Last Night I Slept Like A Baby. (I Passed Out From A Bottle and Crapped..)	Irish I Were Drunk

I'd Tap That! (Keg)	I Have A Bit Of A "Drinking Problem"	I See Drunk People	Get Me a Beer (Hangman)

Feelin' Fuckin' Lucky	All County Beer Pong	Life's Short - Lets Drink The Good Wine Now.	I'm Not Irish (But I'm Hoping To Get Lucky!)

Beer The Only Kidney Cleaner That Works!